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Unemployed Sheboygan man puts his name on eBay

By ( Contact )   Wednesday, November 4, 2009 - 10:36 p.m.
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MILWAUKEE (AP) — Unemployed and desperate, a 19-year-old Sheboygan man is trying to sell one of the only things he owns — his name.

Calvin Gosz has put the rights to give him a new name on eBay.

He says if people can have a name like Mercedes for free, “why wouldn’t McDonald’s pay for me to have Ronald McDonald as a name?”

Gosz says he moved to Wisconsin from Florida in September. He’s filled out more than a dozen job applications, but so far no luck.

Of his decision to go on eBay, he says, “I guess it just kind of goes to show the desperation of some people to try and get some money if they can’t find work.”

The minimum bid is $5,000 — but so far there are no takers.

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Information from: WTMJ-TV, http://www.todaystmj4.com




reader COMMENTS (12)
ShotgunWillie
Nov 5, 2009 at 10:48 a.m.
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I want be a Big Rock Star I even cut my hair, and change my name.

SwissChick
Nov 5, 2009 at 10:38 a.m.
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This is a brilliant example of the future of our country.

SwissChick
Nov 5, 2009 at 10:37 a.m.
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freeradical - LMAO!!

amallama
Nov 5, 2009 at 8:48 a.m.
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Any question now as to why he is not employed???

Inyafaze
Nov 5, 2009 at 8:39 a.m.
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He could always work the street corner...

dw
Nov 5, 2009 at 7:54 a.m.
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Why do they even print this stuff? This is newsworthy?

bobb1951
Nov 5, 2009 at 2:47 a.m.
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Gosz(darnit) no job after 12 applications?
I submit 12 resumes by email,snail mail, in person ALL over Wi.,Northern Illinois weekly,if not more,not to mention every temp agency within 40 miles.
Goszdarnit,hitch hike back to Florida!

RetiredAirForce
Nov 5, 2009 at 1:16 a.m.
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Wow, nobody has hired this genius to work for them?

Miss_Katie
Nov 5, 2009 at 1:04 a.m.
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Idiot needs to go back to Florida...

freeradical
Nov 4, 2009 at 11:55 p.m.
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"Gosz says he moved to Wisconsin from Florida in September. He’s filled out more than a dozen job applications, but so far no luck. "
LOL seriously? Are we supposed to take this shmuck seriously? A dozen job apps since September!? Thats averaging...what, 1 every 3 or 4 days? This is so great. "Why wouldn't McDonalds pay me to have the name Ronald McDonald?"
Um...because despite how ridiculously stupid this idea and story are, there is surely someone even STUPIDER that would do it for free.Although I'd pay him 20$ to change his name to Big Dumb Face. hahahah

Shopierehuh
Nov 4, 2009 at 11:08 p.m.
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How about Dumb A**?

RobsEm
Nov 4, 2009 at 10:57 p.m.
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How bout Shredd Buffington?

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