The blotter
A man is accused of trying to steal a Nelson Road street sign. He wanted the sign in his Platteville dorm because his last name is Nelson.
A Rock County Jail inmate said other inmates threw wet balls of toilet paper at him and punched him. One inmate was charged with battery by prisoner.
A Janesville woman charged with possession of marijuana told police the joint "fell out of my boobs," landing on the ground.
An Evansville woman told deputies someone stole her sheep.
A Parker High student went to school intoxicated. He blew a 0.11 on a breath test. It was 8 a.m.
A Janesville woman said her neighbor was shooting at squirrels and a bullet hit her house, going into her daughter's bedroom.
A girl was driving on Highway 11 when a car drove alongside her. A passenger in the car threw a milkshake, which struck the girl in her face.
Ted Sullivan can be reached at (608) 755-8253, tsullivan@gazettextra.com or follow him on Twitter or Facebook at Rock County Crime.
May 6, 2011 at 1:38 p.m.
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Kiesha, when someone says "don't quit your day job", it's intended as a playful ribbing, not an insult.
May 6, 2011 at 11:54 a.m.
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Was that .11 AFTER he drove to school?
May 6, 2011 at 11:52 a.m.
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thekid3477
May 6, 2011 at 9:48 a.m.
Suggest removal its sad that in todays society those things need to be hidden
Carefull what you wish for. Some shouldn't be seen.
May 6, 2011 at 11:50 a.m.
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gfan"Are there any Briarmoon Boulevard signs missing?"
DOUBT It!!
May 6, 2011 at 11:34 a.m.
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LOL
May 6, 2011 at 10:46 a.m.
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good one kid
May 6, 2011 at 10:42 a.m.
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futurerichguy, why must you take shots at people who have no ill will twards you? I have never talked to or commented on you yet you feel a need to take a swipe at a person. How very sad your life must be that you must try to drag others down to your level. Pathetic...
May 6, 2011 at 9:48 a.m.
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its sad that in todays society those things need to be hidden. the joint shouldnt have to be either;)
May 6, 2011 at 8:49 a.m.
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I'm sure the Parker student figured it was 5 pm in Moscow.
Kiesha, don't give up your day job.
May 6, 2011 at 6:08 a.m.
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Body Cavity Cannabis? No no.. A thousand times NOOOO!!
May 5, 2011 at 11:05 p.m.
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I know I am testing the limits of good taste so to speak, but please tell us Ted, did they frisk her crotch for roaches?
May 5, 2011 at 10:51 p.m.
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Was the sheep named Nelson? Maybe it's in the same guy's "Platteville dorm".
May 5, 2011 at 7:40 p.m.
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Them boobs are smokin'!!!!!
May 5, 2011 at 7:35 p.m.
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Are there any Briarmoon Boulevard signs missing?
May 5, 2011 at 6:10 p.m.
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The “Cleavage Cannabis Caper” is interesting. Please keep us abreast of this situation Ted.
Now the Jail needs poop police? Will these creeps ever clean up their act?
I would bet the lead suspect in the stolen sheep case would be Greek. They love lamb at Easter.
I shoot squirrels all the time at the bird feeder, but he shot at the wrong bird house I guess. Easy mistake, especially in city limits…DOH!!
And the lady who got hit in the face with a milkshake, that would make me really mad. Road rage aside, I bet she was pretty hot about this. Gives new meaning to “Shake and Bake.”
Stop Eric…. Just STOP!!!
May 5, 2011 at 5:13 p.m.
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You just never know what those boobs are up to.
May 5, 2011 at 3:33 p.m.
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Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep and doesn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone and they'll come home wagging their tails behind them.
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