The blotter
A Footville woman told deputies her husband got mad because she wouldn't have sex. He then intentionally urinated on the floor.
A drunken woman called 911 three times because she wanted a Janesville police officer to give her a ride home from a bar.
A police officer responded to a report of a sick raccoon. The officer caught the raccoon with a pole, shot the animal and put it in the landfill.
An Orfordville kid told deputies someone accessed his Facebook page and posted that he was a homosexual, causing him embarrassment and harassment.
Ted Sullivan can be reached at (608) 755-8253, tsullivan@gazettextra.com or follow him on Twitter or Facebook at Rock County Crime.
Mar 22, 2011 at 3:05 p.m.
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Thank you for that! I now have soda pop on my monitor. :)
Mar 22, 2011 at 3 p.m.
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my g/f never withholds sex as a tool.. her name is polly.
polyester that is!!
Mar 22, 2011 at 2:47 p.m.
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molly...., can blow-up dolls talk?
Mar 22, 2011 at 2:23 p.m.
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I swear, how many times does a person have to call 911 to get a ride these days!?
Mar 22, 2011 at 2:18 p.m.
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And you also have the option, since you apparently don't think these are any good, funny, etc., etc., etc., to not read this particular section of the gazetteextra.
Mar 22, 2011 at 1:55 p.m.
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GrandPrixGirl, the blotter is supposed to be quirky police reports. The reports could be weird, unusual, funny, sad or just about anything that might surprise readers regarding what police do every day. -Ted
Mar 22, 2011 at 1:44 p.m.
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ummm...were these supposed to be funny? Seriously?
Mar 22, 2011 at 1:34 p.m.
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You know what they say....if you have to brag about something(sex)than it's not happening! I wonder what the wives would say...hmm. lol
Mar 22, 2011 at 12:25 p.m.
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If the raccoon was "sick," then it needed to be put down - but is it appropriate to put it in the landfill? Wouldn't it be better to incinerate it (to kill the virus/bacteria, IE rabies instead of letting it possibly leach into the ground)? Not being critical, just asking a sincere question. As for the boy and his facebook page, that is harassment and it should be stopped - cyber-bullying is as bad or worse that person to person bullying, and sometimes having someone in law enforcement make a home visit or two to the punks can help stop it, so I don't blame the parents for involving the police (you don't think the boy called them himself do you?) - and it doesn't matter whether the things that are posted are true or not, if he is feeling demeaned or in personal peril, it's got to be stopped.
Mar 22, 2011 at 11:15 a.m.
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I cannot fathom why my previous comment was removed! I guess we are limited to making trite, inane comments on this forum.
Once agsin, peace out.
Mar 22, 2011 at 9:15 a.m.
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U_g_h - Pretty scarey, huh? Yeesh!
Mar 22, 2011 at 8:21 a.m.
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Wow, garyprimer. Pretty funny. -Ted
Mar 22, 2011 at 8:08 a.m.
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Really, guys? A guy is refused sex, pees on the floor like a three year old, and what the best you can come up with is to brag about your own sex life?
Let's try this little nugget-someone that is so infantile as to pee on the floor when he doesn't get his way probably should not be allowed to engage in an act that could turn him into a parent.
Mar 22, 2011 at 8:07 a.m.
Mar 21, 2011 at 9:48 p.m.
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This is why we can't have nice things!
Mom, I told you not to call me when I'm at work.
What kind of bait did he use?
How many likes?
Sorry, Ted.
Mar 21, 2011 at 8:17 p.m.
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After being refused he must have been walking on his hands to urinate on the floor JMO..
Mar 21, 2011 at 7:30 p.m.
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Those of us who have nothing to hide do not mind being honest g-fan. We know God gave us great mates. There is no greater blessing I've received. She loves me, dispite my many imperfections. Only God could make that happen.
Mar 21, 2011 at 5:55 p.m.
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Well, there's at least two posters whose spouses tract their activities on this site.
Mar 21, 2011 at 5:02 p.m.
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We've been married 29 years, my lovely wife has never withheld sex as a "punishment". To quote her: "Why should I punish myself?". I've got a good woman, wouldn't trade her for her weight in gold.
Mar 21, 2011 at 5:01 p.m.
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Amen, Keisha. Now I have a better understanding of your, "Your Love Is My Drug" song.
Mar 21, 2011 at 4:30 p.m.
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;~(
Mar 21, 2011 at 4:21 p.m.
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So far, no inappropriate comments. Not bad.
Mar 21, 2011 at 3:35 p.m.
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You know, I just do not understand the premise that men are wrong to want sex as often as they do. It amazes me that women refuse to have sex, or use it as a reward / punishment system or a tool, and then they wonder why men cheat on them. When women started using sex to get their way, it backfired on them. Give me a woman who loves being a woman and I’ll show you a happily married man…Like me. But I would not do what this guy did. There’s a piece of this puzzle missing. And no I don’t want to know what it is. Too funny Ted. Thanks for the good belly laugh.
Mar 21, 2011 at 2:59 p.m.
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I agree primer.
By the way, urinating on the floor for sex only works about half the time.
Mar 21, 2011 at 2:32 p.m.
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That is only a myth.
Mar 21, 2011 at 1:55 p.m.
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These open things up to multiple inappropriate comments.
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