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Comments posted by HomerSimpson

On Wis. gov signs bill easing dock/pier permit process

Posted on April 2 at 6:21 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

Woo hoo! I'm going down to Home Despot, and buy me some wood for a pier! I've always wanted a pier where I could sit, and drink my beer!

...But Dad, we don't live next to any water?!?!

Not now Lisa, daddy's building a beer pier!


On Wis. DNR plan would trim endangered-species list%)

Posted on April 1 at 4:18 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

garyprimer - Oh sure. Just when they come out with duo cores, somebody comes along and sucks that resource up too!
Darned bloatware ridden resources hogs!
What was that about the birds?


On Leave those bears alone

Posted on March 11 at 1:49 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

They're just crying wolf again. In a couple of years they'll say throwing food to hungry bears and crowding a bear with cubs is a good thing.
Just like salt, eggs, and lighting a firecracker in your nose used to be considered bad.
http://youtu.be/hqy5tZQs76c


On Will flashing yellow arrows confuse drivers?

Posted on February 20 at 11:31 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

If it's not red I'm not stopping.
Unless it's yellow.
Except if it's flashing yellow...


On Organic milk low as demand up and farmers struggle

Posted on February 16 at 8:03 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

I prefer synthetic milk myself. It has a snappier taste


On Happy 203rd Birthday to Abraham Lincoln Today!

Posted on February 12 at 2:51 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

gazettefan - I couldn't have said it better even if I understood it.


On IIMA - Is it Monday already?

Posted on January 30 at 6:03 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

D'oh! garyprimer, I should have said that!
Anyhoo...
Don't fret Steve. When you get old enough, each passing day will seem like a blessing because it's one less day you have to live on this Earth.


On PopCon visits the App Store, part 2

Posted on January 28 at 8:16 a.m. ( Suggest removal )

I recently found, and successfully used, the calculator in my phone.


On Janesville council OKs $225,000 loan to MPC

Posted on January 10 at 6:45 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

Oh D'oh. Everyone is up to 5.0, and I'm still running XP.


On Merrimac ferry shuts down for season

Posted on January 2 at 5:54 p.m. ( Suggest removal )

janesvillecomments - Any day now, any day. We have to let the nice scientists find that sneaky "God" particle first!


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