Thanks, hannah. I understand now.

which one please. this one?

If you go to a supper club that requires Jackets and you dont have one cause you didnt know. they have some NASTY blue polly things laying around for you to borrow instead of kicking you out. They used to anyway. Now I think things have become more casual so maybe not so much anymore. I always call first just to be sure. anyway. they could have belts to borrow if the pants are borderline saggy to hold them up while theyre there instead of getting kicked out.

hannah: I am lost as to what your comment means. Help me out here.

I want to thank the Gazette for removing my comment. It means that I got your attention re: Sandman's posting. That was my goal.

I guess you don't need to be smart to open a bar and pick out a name.

maybe theyll have extra belts at the door like some places have extra jackets.

alfredo tried to do this the first time but left the business because of issues with janelle. Good luck alfredo we will try again. Yes the name is scary- lets get wasted just dont stagger to your car please walk or get a ride home. You cannot park in the lot anyway- under construction!!

spikesmom"I guess you don't need to be smart to open a bar and pick out a name."
that was uncalled for- true about janelle but not alfredo. alfredo was SMART enough to wash his hands of corvinas and he is back to try it again. He does know what he is doing .

YES FOOD PLEASE!

maybe all the irish folks should SUe mc d for stealing their name. I didnt know ronnie was irish- well he does have red hair. Does Ronnie drink?
Remember Coming to America- Mc DOwels (I think)

"goes under in less that a year."
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That's probably close.... The history of Janesville bars is that any time a new bar opens, it gets flooded for a couple of months. Anything new is successful for at least that long. Then it starts to fade away....less patronage, and if a newer bar opens....except for the regulars still coming in, that's all she wrote unless you can find something to keep people coming in or you have a fabulous location. The location they have isn't bad....you have the go-to bars right around the corner for the young crowd.

hey jimbeam, I will take the under.

Do'h. Flaming Mo. Flaming Homer. Flaming Momer. Do'h.

Tipsy McStagger is a name from the simpsons -- if i recall it is the name of the franchise that tried to purchase The Flaming Mo, a drink created by Homer -- originally called The Flaming Homer.

goes under in less that a year.

Sandman, you are going to get a lot of people angry about your statement. Not every woman in Janesville is round. In fact, I see more men with great big beer guts than women. I especially love it when these men wear their shirts real short and you can see their fat gut or throw a penny in the plumbers crack!!!

McDonald's sued a place in Malysia because they called their resturant "McCurry". Fortunately, McDonald's lost.
http://www.trademarklawyerblog.com/2009/...

This can't be good......They are asking for trouble. The Hamburgler will strike again. We'll have to get Mayor McCheese and Officer BigMac involved AGAIN. Hopefully they have Grimmace for a bouncer.

Would you like some fries with that PBR?

The previous comments for this article are almost as profound as the comments found on a typical wayside restroom wall. Almost.

dumb name. funny but dumb.

Do they have a drive-in and a playland? I bet around 2:00am, you will find some redhead clowns hanging around there.....

Where's my Happy Beer?

Mc Staggers is more like it. "You deserve a beer today"

Corvina's, Corvina's - where ya been so long?
Corvina's. Corvina's - how come you are gone?
Miss you so much, baby - why are you still gone?

It'll be fun to watch all the patrons staggering out of there and getting into their cars. Oh wait, that's not funny. I guess you don't need to be smart to open a bar and pick out a name.

I may just go check it out. lol

McstAggers...I'll have a shot of stumblemintze please.

McstAggers...I'm lovin it.

"The capital letters in McstAggers stand for Ross’ and De Los Monteros’ first names... Ross and De Los Monteros plan to get their own liquor license..."

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Seriously? What, did they pass on "McintoxicAtors" and "McblAckouts" before settling on McstAggers as a name? They can reasonably name it what they want, but I'm sure the licensing board will get a kick out of that.

Might as well call it "GANG BANGERS" because they will all go there again lol