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Complain, complain, complain!

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June 2, 2009

They donít like his Broadway shows.


They donít like his standing Os.





They donít like his condiments.


They donít like his elegance.





They donít like his way with words.


They donít like his fawning herds.





They donít like his cushy life.


They donít like his pushy wife.





They donít like his limo rides.


They donít like the way he glides.





They donít like his taste in food.


They donít like his attitude.





They donít like his busy days.


They donít like his spendthrift ways.





They donít like his outside shot.


They donít like the things heís got.





They donít like his reaching out.


They donít like his growing clout.





They donít like that he likes jazz.


They donít like the fun he has.





They donít like his lofty dreams.


They donít like how calm he seems.





They donít like his Teleprompters.


They donít like his helicompters.





They donít like a thing about him.


Theyíd be better off without him.





They prefer a manly man.


Who rides a horse. (Who gets a tan.)





Who has a ranch. Whoís used to plush.


Who clears away the underbrush.





Hereís what makes them come undone:


Count the votes. They lost. He won.


Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist. You can write to him at rickhoro@execpc.com.

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