He’s all gassed up and ready to go
Deals, deals, deals, and plenty of ’em! That’s right—it’s Super Special Bargain Days here at Mitt Motors, so hurry on down and put yourself behind the wheel of a shiny new 2008 Romney!
Mitt Motors has all the best deals on all the best cars, and you won’t want to miss out!
Check out the smooth-shifting Romney SC. Or experience the sleek elegance of the Romney NV, with available four-wheel drive to handle any terrain, and pop-up nav screens to get you where you’re going on time and in style!
Or pile the whole family into the Romney Tsunami—they’ll find plenty of room and plenty of comfort, with patented Ultra-Flex seating that adjusts to dozens of positions, or tucks away without a trace! It’s perfect for that vacation you and the kids have always dreamed about!
Whichever Romney you choose, you’ll find easy handling, with a newly engineered turnaround radius that’s the envy of the industry. And with an EPA-estimated 34 promises per mile, you can say goodbye to the gas pump! That’s right—nothing but smooth sailing for you and the whole gang!
The Romneys been completely remodeled for 2008, with a new drive train and loads of luxury touches—the kind of power and styling that are a Romney tradition. Treat your ears to the latest onboard entertainment center, with voice-activated TuneTrak technology: You name the song—any song, any style—and the Romney will play it, in hi-def surround sound!
You want it faster? Slower? Louder? Softer? Just say the word—the Romney is built to please!
From the high-performance mag wheels to the genuine faux-mahogany interior panels, the Romney is not your father’s automobile—unless you have fond memories of your father’s automobile, in which case, it’s exactly like your father’s automobile!
At Mitt Motors, we’re all about deals, deals, deals! We’ve got lots of inventory to move, and that makes you the winner! Make us an offer—we love to say yes!
All makes, all models are on sale, at prices guaranteed to make you smile! They’re the kinds of deals you’ve come to expect from the “Can-Do Guys” here at Mitt Motors, where “We Don’t Need a Moon Roof to Get You Looking Up.”
And be sure to ask about our creative financing packages—with no money down and nothing to pay until 2012, we’ve got our accountants scratching their heads. But that’s OK, ’cause we’ve got the experience and the business know-how no other dealer in town can match!
You won’t see deals like these again! That’s right—once-in-a-lifetime bargains are waiting for you, so what are you waiting for?
Take it from the optimists at Mitt Motors—there’s nothing quite like that great new-politician smell, and here’s your chance to drive one home today!
Don’t forget! It’s three days only, and when the deals are gone, they’re gone! So drop whatever you’re doing, and c’mon over for the best selection—you won’t be sorry!
Remember: The spotlight leads the way to great savings! It’s Super Special Bargain Days here at Mitt Motors, open 9 a.m. to midnight, right off the Smoothway at Exit 76 under the giant Stars and Stripes!
Mitt Motors—“We’re Taking America for a Ride.”
Rick Horowitz is a syndicated columnist. You can write to him at firstname.lastname@example.org.